Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Time to see who is reading!

Leave a joke in the comment box! I want to know what you think is funny! Jay and I are having differing opinions on what is actually humorous!


Anonymous said...

knock knock

Anonymous said...

ok just kidding!
That is my attempt at humour cuz I don't have a good joke.

bamemories said...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

mom said...

Embarrassing Medical moments
At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's chest.
Big breaths, I instructed.
Yes, they used to be she replied!

Anonymous said...

Well, Laura not sure whose jokes are better yours or Jay! We'll judge in June

Carol said...

Oh so many to pick from...

And none of them coming to mind...

Three strings are standing outside a bar. They're all thirsty but the bar has a sign up saying no strings allowed.

The first one says "I'm wicked thirsty, I've gotta try", goes in and sits down at the bar. The bartender comes over and says, "Are you a string?". The string nods his head and promptly gets booted out of the bar.

The second string, after seeing this, still feels brave and decides to try too. He sits down at the bar and the bartender boots him out too.

The third string has figured out that he'll get booted out too so he gets a disguise. He ties himself up and makes his two ends really shaggy looking. He then walks into the bar and sits down.

The bartender comes over and gives him a real hard look. "Are you a string?" he asks.

The string replies "'Fraid not".