tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471110220013831291.post6984014244833217733..comments2024-01-10T23:58:35.217-08:00Comments on Our Quirky Family: Time to see who is reading!Quirkyteacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13643024366149374977noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471110220013831291.post-17430769572404493122009-05-10T16:28:00.000-07:002009-05-10T16:28:00.000-07:00Oh so many to pick from...
And none of them comin...Oh so many to pick from...<br /><br />And none of them coming to mind...<br /><br /><br />Three strings are standing outside a bar. They're all thirsty but the bar has a sign up saying no strings allowed.<br /><br />The first one says "I'm wicked thirsty, I've gotta try", goes in and sits down at the bar. The bartender comes over and says, "Are you a string?". The string nods his head and promptly gets booted out of the bar.<br /><br />The second string, after seeing this, still feels brave and decides to try too. He sits down at the bar and the bartender boots him out too.<br /><br />The third string has figured out that he'll get booted out too so he gets a disguise. He ties himself up and makes his two ends really shaggy looking. He then walks into the bar and sits down.<br /><br />The bartender comes over and gives him a real hard look. "Are you a string?" he asks.<br /><br />The string replies "'Fraid not".Carolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471110220013831291.post-14687146963871031842009-05-07T20:41:00.000-07:002009-05-07T20:41:00.000-07:00Well, Laura not sure whose jokes are better yours ...Well, Laura not sure whose jokes are better yours or Jay! We'll judge in JuneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471110220013831291.post-78927915766010793892009-05-07T14:42:00.000-07:002009-05-07T14:42:00.000-07:00Embarrassing Medical moments
At the beginning of m...Embarrassing Medical moments<br />At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's chest.<br />Big breaths, I instructed.<br />Yes, they used to be she replied!momnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471110220013831291.post-8206583166974702009-05-06T21:02:00.000-07:002009-05-06T21:02:00.000-07:00Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, ha...Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.<br /><br />Lady 1: What's that?<br />Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.<br />Lady 1: Where did you get it?<br />Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.<br /><br />The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.<br /><br />The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.<br /><br />Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.<br /><br />The pharmacist fainted.bamemorieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10329327908094107016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471110220013831291.post-22052172074622692252009-05-06T19:43:00.000-07:002009-05-06T19:43:00.000-07:00ok just kidding!
That is my attempt at humour cuz ...ok just kidding!<br />That is my attempt at humour cuz I don't have a good joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3471110220013831291.post-13733949738146389432009-05-06T19:42:00.000-07:002009-05-06T19:42:00.000-07:00knock knockknock knockAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com